Thursday, March 3, 2011

Cruelty, Thy Name is Woman... or is it?

Girls today are so bad even Motley Crüe wouldn't approve of them. I'm not sure what has happened but I fail to summon the same amount of enthusiam for their species as my motley forebears. I have alot of friends of the girlular variety and I swear it never ends with these.... people.

Take for example my friend; let’s call her Herpita Derpington.
 My dear Herpita is a busy woman. Day and night she works; she attends class, she even blogs a little bit. So when she finally got a day off from work she was determined to make the most of her rare leisure time. But before I tell you about that I must first tell you about le blazer.
Herpita has just bought a new blazer of some kind. But this is no ordinary blazer. To hear her tell it:
 "It has a gold zipper and this other material under the arms that is kinda silk and kinda stretchy that when you pull it up it stays up and it has these flaps on the inside that lay really pretty and you can wear it zipped up or zipped down. It also has a basket, a bell that rings and things to make it look good."
So, on her day off my Derpy amiga gathered together a party consisting of four companions. Herpy Derpy girl herself, dressed in her cute new blazer, her roommate Havana and their two male attendants; let’s call them Manny and Scarface. The quartet set off for the most herppening joint in all OKC the SkyKKKlub.

The 4 friends arrived at their destination but problems soon arose. The KKKlub wouldn’t let Manny in. Manny is too ethnic for their cracker clientele. Ms. Herpita Derpington was conflicted. Normally she would have flipped out called the ACLU and gone to a different club. Tonight was different. You see, she had a new blazer and was determined to flaunt it at the swanky, upscale halls of the KKKlub, she was also determined to take advantage of the $3 shots. She promised Manny she wouldn't be longer than a few minutes.
Scarface wasn't going to leave his boi Manny all alone so he agreed to wait outside with his friend while Herpita and Havana graced the racists with their prescence and purses. Once inside Herpita and Havana met some guys, had some drinks, shook their things, etc.
Meanwhile Manny and Scarface were "blowing up" the ladies' phones asking them how much longer they were going to be. 10 minutes passed, then 20, then 50 and the Manny/Scarface half of the group decided to call it a night. They went home feeling dejected and betrayed. What was Herpita thinking keeping the boys waiting like that? Well, by her own confession she was thinking "Manny has probably treated girls badly before. Why should I care about his feelings."


Now, obviously this was a dick move on the part of little miss Derps-a-lot. But does that change the person she is? Of course not, everyone is guilty of selfish acts every now and then. Although this was a particularly heinous one I for one still believe that my herpy derpy friend is a compassionate and caring individual. She isn't likely to repeat this mistake again and the very fact that she feels so much guilt about it indicates a penitant  heart. Does anyone else have any thoughts about this? Seriously, other bloggers, tell me, is that unforgivable? Or does Herpita need to forgive herself and move on?


12 comments:

  1. I still think that she is a dick. What a sellout.

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  2. girls do stupid things because society expects it of them. their taught that idiocy attracts attention, and conflicting feelings are not to be spoken of. i think she's learned her lesson, but she's still relatively young and will have many more mistakes to come

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  3. i didnt quite understand it. . but thats nothing new... have a good day.

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  4. I'm worried about you never expressing an opinion...well done, if somehwat sexist.

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  5. Sounds pretty typically American 20something mainstream to me. Also, I feel more concerned about the patent racism here. ;-)

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  6. You can't judge all the women on what a few do. Not all women go party and then leave the friends behind when some jerk won't let them in; some women actually either make a scene with the security door guy, or just go someplace else all together.
    Sucks that the club seems to be racist.

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  7. Dont know if one person out my squad cant get in we all not getting in just how we roll to each his/her own.

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  8. @Chantal The opening paragraph just sounded like a nice way to open. I don't necessarily believe it.

    @Mr.Farris Glad to see article 7 of the bro code is still being adhered to.

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  9. As a huge fan of cheesy 80's hair metal, I can say with a fair amount of certainty that Motley Crue approves of any club-skank willing to put out.They wouldn't care about any other behavior

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  10. Girls can be awesome little angels for three weeks, then, on the 4th week, they turn into demonic life-ruiners dead set to complain their victims to death.

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  11. You know, girls can only hold back the crazy for so long.

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  12. Girls will be girls just as boys will be boys. I have a few "Herpita Derpington's" in my life and I must add that they are no longer people I go out with. Unfortunately this was learned AFTER being left in Bricktown twice without a ride.

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